Kejriwal Jokes

मैं तो BJP से हूँ Muffler Man

Bus Stop pe
ek aadmi thand se sikud rha tha

tabhi ek ladki udhar se gujri
Ladki – itni thand hai
muffler bandh lo na bhaiya
Aadmi – are nahi me to bhajpa se hu
itni nafrat :p

 

NoteBandi Virodh

Kejriwal – kya aap notebandi ke virodh me hain ?
me – nahi bhai me to kisi bhi
bandi ke virodh me nahi hu
Kejriwal – kyu ?
me – me kisi bandi ke virodh me nahi hu
kyunki bandiya khubsurat hi itni hoti hain 

 

 

 

 

Kejriwal Ji Ki Samasya

Kejriwal apni maa ko lekar doctor ke paas gaya
Doctor – kya hua mata ji ko
Kejriwal – inko hichki bhut jyada aati hai
subah sham inko hichki hi aati rhti hai
Doctor – sahab ye to aapki galti hai
Kejriwal – meri kaise ?
Doctor – delhi me jab bi kisi chiz par mahngai badhti hai
log aapki mataji ko yaad karne lagte hain
 

 

 

 

 

Kejriwal Seriour His Wife

 

kejriwal ki patni khaana lagaati hai ,,
patni – ye lo , khaana kha lo ,
kejriwal – ye kya hai ?
patni – daal chaaval …
kejarivaal – main nahin khaoonga , donon mile hue hain ,
aur jyaada boli to dharana de doonga chaaval ke khilaaph